With the Jonas Brothers mugging on its iridescent cover, one would be right to assume “Disney Sing It Pop Hits” would be just another vehicle for the House of Mouse’s manufactured tween pop stars.

Even reluctant viewers (i.e., parents whose kids have made them watch Encanto upwards of a dozen times) will admit that it’s damn near impossible not to sing along when a Disney song starts playing.

Asking you to pick your number one Disney song is basically like asking your parents to choose a favorite child. (It’s me, obviously.) You shan’t ever dare do it! There are just way too many iconic ...