After an unholy week on Wall Street and in Washington, “Saturday Night Live” kicked off its new episode with help from the Bible.

Live went with an Easter-themed opener, this time with Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson) comparing himself to the son of God. “You know, many people are even calling me the Messiah — because of the mess I,

Live” mocked President Trump’s tariffs in its Easter-themed cold open, saying the U.S. stock market “did a Jesus.” The opening scene was a spoof on the “Cleansing of the Temple,”