We kid, of course. The latest riff on the new teaser trailer is fan-made, just like the rest of them. (George Lucas sold the Star Wars franchise to Disney lock, stock, and barrel.) For that reason, ...

In the Special Edition, Lucas adds a full-bodied shot of the creature as it devours its meal and grows agitated by Luke's sudden movements. It rises and strolls towards our hero, who uses the Force to ...

Lucas even said in the past about the original Star Wars movie, “The Special Edition, that’s the one I wanted out there. The other movie, it’s on VHS, if anybody wants it. I’m not going to spend the — ...